Squishable Mini Opossum

QUICK, PLAY DEAD!!! Emphasize on play, a HaHa. Please laugh, they don't pay me if you don't laugh...There is only so much opossum humor I can think of! Truthfully, the only opossum content I can give is a weird anecdote about the Avril Lavigne opossum from the DreamWorks film 'Over the Hedge' and if that doesn't give you an idea of the sort of person writing these descriptions - I don't know what does!