Real is usually better than copy. A real dollar bill is better than a photocopied dollar bill. A real diamond is better than a cubic zirconia. But allow me to make an exception: A real spider of this size would not be the first thing I'd like to nuzzle. It just wouldn't. I'll stick with the plush version.
Fancy a snack? Snackers are bite-sized Squishables! They're smaller than a Mini bigger than a Micro (that's 5-6")! They've got a base of beans on the inside, and our special soft fur on the outside! Stack 'em! Display 'em! Throw 'em at someone! [Editors note: don't throw them at someone.]
